Mobile telephony has arrived at Z/Yen – numbers available on request. Jokes about this writers ability (or lack thereof) to drive while yakking on the mobile are not even funny. Immobile telephony, including voicemail, should be on its way soon, with landlords-to-be kindly granting access to the property while their surveyors get their knickers in a twist over the legals.

Once office telephone numbers have been allocated, the business card run can commence. Orders for other forms of stationery should go in over the next few days, regardless.

Bank accounts now exist. They will be even more effective once they have some money in them.