Z/Yen’s website now has a monthly caption competition, giving witty visitors to the site a chance to win the odd bottle of bubbly. The current competition picture is so ghastly that any visitor to the page deserves a prize just for suffering the sight of it (be warned however, there may be worse to come).

If friends of Z/Yen have any Z/Yen-oriented pictures that might be good for future competitions, please send them to Rakesh Shah at Z/Yen. If the pictures are incriminating enough, we will; gladly split the resulting blackmail proceeds 50-50 with the photographer!