The Milky Bars Are On Me

After wrestling for many hours with PAYE tables, tax cards and dozens of National Insurance leaflets on Sick Leave, Maternity Pay and the like, Ian Harris finally worked out how to do payroll (he thinks).

(This Is Just The PAYE And NIC Money)

Appropriate readers will find their first pay cheques attached to this newsletter. This could make Now and Z/Yen the most expensive vanity publication in the history of frustrated amateur scribbling.

Please forward your complaints about the deductions to MHIT London Provincial 4 or to Ken Clarke, 11 Downing Street SW1.

Z/Yen Storms In And Takes Garrard House

There was dancing in the streets of the city of London on 14 November as Z/Yen Limited finally and formally completed its first enormous property deal in Garrard House, Gresham Street. Weeks of fear, frustration and red hot poker wielding at surveyors and lawyers finally came good is OK now, fingers crossed. I must end this paragraph now because it might cut out within 75 wo

All Systems Go With Mail Handling, Growth Initiative And IT Project

Our favourite client is going full steam ahead with us on the above projects. Work on all three has been well received so far and has instilled great hope as the benefits start to flow through. We are also helping with business planning and currently are producing a business game for their forthcoming business planning event.