Not just bad at French, Michael went diving in the Maldives (some of you thought it had been a bit quiet these last few weeks). We’re not too sure how well baby Xenia enjoyed this holiday, but rumour has it she’s still in Krautland somewhere. As her last trip was to North Korea (check exact location – Ed) when yet unborn, we’re starting to wonder how our child protection charity clients would react if they knew about Mainelli-style child care.